This one still shocks me...

This happened a while ago, but it is much too good not to share.

I was in a friend's bar enjoying cocktails and conversation with a few other friends when I was interrupted with this stellar pick-up line:

"Are you white?"

"Excuse me what?" was my response.

"Are you white?" he repeated.

"What (the explanative) kind of question is that?"

"Are you white?" again he repeats.

I look at him and finally have to say "No!"

But he is truly retarded and says to me... oh here comes the gold people!

"Are you proud of being white? Cuz I am."

I looked him straight in the eye and said in staccato:

"I. Am. Not. White."

I wish the story ended here, but he continued to try and paw at me and say stupid things until my friend had to kick him out of the bar.

It was a night to remember, but he clearly didn't....